Where do I park?
Wherever management points. If you park successfully, you will still be asked why you didn’t park closer.
Are meals included?
Yes. Also second meals. If you say you’re not hungry, we will open a short investigation.
What are quiet hours?
Quiet hours are respected until an important story is remembered or someone needs to ask if you’re cold.
Can I bring friends?
Yes, but please list them as ‘guests’ so we can prepare the correct amount of food and opinions.
What if I really can’t stay long?
That is noted. It will be discussed. Snacks will be offered. Time will continue to pass anyway.
Do booked dates mean I can’t reserve?
No. Booked means approved. You can still submit overlapping dates if you choose. Management will decide how brave they feel.
Is there Wi-Fi?
Yes. You will also receive a full review of your screen time.