Guest Reviews

We do not pay for reviews. We feed people until they feel obligated to write them. Results may vary by appetite and willingness to accept a “to-go container.”

Anonymous Relative
5/5 • Would “visit” again
I tried to leave. They fed me again. I left with leftovers, advice, and a new chore I didn’t know I wanted.
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Cousin (Verified Guest)
5/5 • Would “visit” again
Excellent hospitality. The check-in process involved a hug and a full assessment of my life decisions.
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In-law (Seasonal Visitor)
4/5 • Would “visit” again
Comfortable stay. Slightly intense breakfast conversations. I said I’m not hungry once and it became a topic.
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Friend Who Came “For One Night”
5/5 • Would “visit” again
I said one night. Management heard ‘extended residency.’ I now know everyone’s favorite deli order.
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Grandchild (Returning Customer)
5/5 • Would “visit” again
Came for Zeidy. Stayed for the snacks. Left for the airport. Then returned because I forgot the snacks.
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Unnamed Guest (Do Not Ask)
5/5 • Would “visit” again
Quiet hours existed in theory. In practice, there were important updates about people I have never met.
Verified by: someone who saw you walk in.