Policies
- Check-in: Anytime after “we’re almost there,” which is legally defined as 30–90 minutes.
- Check-out: The date you selected is acknowledged and then discussed.
- Quiet hours: Quiet is respected until someone remembers something important to tell you.
- Dress code: Casual. You will still be asked if you’re cold.
- Dining: Food is included. Declining food triggers a brief investigation.
- Cancellation: If you cancel, management will respond with “Okay” followed by “Are you sure?”
- Overlapping bookings: Management reserves the right to approve overlapping visits and call it “family time.”
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