Rooms

Our accommodations range from “private-ish” to “open concept by force.” Select your room during booking. Final assignment subject to management interpretation.

Zeidy Suite

Signature experience
Amenities included
  • Premium storytelling proximity
  • Immediate access to snacks you did not request
  • High probability of “since you’re here” errands
  • Climate controlled by someone else’s comfort level
Recommended for guests who enjoy warm welcomes and strong opinions.

Guest Room (if available)

Limited inventory
Amenities included
  • Door (usually closes)
  • Quiet until someone remembers a question
  • Fresh towels (then you will be asked if you used too many)
  • Natural light plus commentary on the weather
Availability subject to family logistics and spontaneous house projects.

Couch Deluxe

Classic Florida hospitality
Amenities included
  • Open-concept living arrangement
  • Complimentary foot traffic
  • Nightly “just one more thing” check-ins
  • Prime location near the kitchen
Ideal for guests who want to be near the action (and by action, we mean food).

Air Mattress Executive Package

High-demand seasonal option
Amenities included
  • Portable comfort
  • Reserved floor space
  • Optional blanket upgrade (mandatory)
  • A morning review of your sleeping posture
Executive benefits include being told you can stay longer.