Gallery
Tasteful resort photography, representing the general vibe of Florida.
Actual amenities may include: unsolicited advice, second helpings, and the phrase “take some home.”
Ocean Views
A relaxing Florida horizon. You will still be asked if you ate today.
Same Ocean, Different Opinion
Management will explain how the ocean used to be better.
Pool Area
Ideal for thinking about leaving. Not recommended if you enjoy simple goodbyes.
Luxury Bedding
Fresh sheets, then a blanket added because “it gets cold at night.”
Dining Experience
If you say you’re not hungry, we will schedule a meeting about it.
Workstation
For remote work, or pretending to work when the stories begin.